Its a story...
Its a legend...
Its a myth.

whatever happened as to how the story came about, i shall not elaborate on it. HOWEVER. the 5 characters that appeared most. their roles are decided by rolling a die. so its quite random. =)

here it goes!!!

It was a misty sunday morning, the illness of JASMINE plagued the town of fools. CLEMENT, the biggest fool made a stupid mistake by hiring his vice president YANHUI to eliminate the evil JASMINE, who incidentally has an IQ that far surpasses both CLEMENT and YANHUI combined.

In the town of fools, a hermit named NEZEEM took Obi-Wan's lightsabre and asked Constantine how to rid of the fools. Constantine told her to find ZHIYAN the elastic girl. However, ZHIYAN claimed that the only thing elastic left about her was her elastic eyelashes which can kill a fool by lengthening unlimited eyelashes enough to pull out the fool's soul to enhance the thickness of her eyelashes, as C.Ronaldo likes thick eyelashes because they look like goal-post from far and he can enjoy the pleasures of the furry sensation derived from diving.

Meanwhile, CLEMENT and YANHUI accidentally tripped over each other and started rolling. As they rolled, they were entangled and started to merge as one. However negative plus negative causes immense fluctuation of the ability to think and kept decreasing their cooperation with one another. Thus they set off as one to defeat the highly intelligent Jasmine. Meanwhile, JASMINE released another fart which worsened the plague. Unfortunately, NEZEEM was unable to communicate with ZHIYAN as ZHIYAN is busy unleashing her eyelashes for Ronaldo's diving training.

NEZEEM searched for the 5 necessary people (DEXTER, JANE, KIRSCH, PEILING, YINWEI) who act as sacrificial keys to unlock the 6 legendary heroes (DAN, JASPER, MAUREEN, MIKAIL, SHIRLEY, ZHIYU) led by leader DAN to save the insignificant town of fools. NEZEEM suddenly found the 5 at MacDonald's cafe waiting to be called on to fulfill their roles as sacred keys. They had to drink juice of the legendary cow, MaMeMoo's milk blended with crushed cockroaches. And they willingly did it to save the town of fools by unleashing the heroes.

With a few million fireworks, DAN arose from a tub of milk with his 5 heroes. They graced the town with their awe-inspiring presence and brought an end to the plague and evil town rulers. DAN made a clone of himself with his remaining chakra and used it to rule the world. Everyone was happy and DAN went home to have a glass of milk.


***********THE END***********

story written by... THE 6 HEROES. typed by e one who owned you. =)

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